Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a whimsical world where prophecies are written by the whims of absurd gods, you are a humble, yet snarky bard mistaken for the world's next great prophet. Each chapter of this interactive text-based adventure puts you in ridiculous scenarios where you must decide which prophecies to embrace, twist, or entirely ignore to save the kingdom from chaos. Engage with colorful characters, each with their own peculiar quirks, as you navigate through political intrigue, magical mishaps, and laugh-out-loud moments, all while figuring out how much of your own fate is in your hands. Will the kingdom crumble under your hilarious misinterpretations, or will you become the bard who took destiny into his own hands? The choice is yours!