Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you play as an ambitious yet down-on-their-luck prophet in a dystopian world where fortunes and doom are handed out like candy. Your mission is to navigate through a chaotic series of events, including betrayals, wild prophecies, and ludicrous attempts to outsmart other prophets. Each choice shapes the future, leading to absurd and often hilarious consequences. Can you rise to power while keeping your sanity intact, or will you become just another casualty of a universe that revels in unpredictability?