Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a fantastical world where prophecies are the ultimate source of fame, fortune, and disaster, you play as a snarky seer who accidentally winds up with the most misinterpreted prophecy of all time. Tasked with unraveling the true meaning of a chaotic, mixed-up prophecy, you must navigate a series of bizarre kingdoms, deal with eccentric characters, and avoid hilariously disastrous outcomes. Engage in discussions with mythical creatures, participate in ridiculous challenges, and exploit the absurdity of the situation to create your own version of the prophecy: one that can lead you to glory or total calamity. The fate of multiple worlds hangs in the balance, but really, it’s all in a day’s work for the unwilling hero who just wanted to finish their coffee.