Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are a dime a dozen, you play as a shamelessly self-serving Oracle stuck in a bureaucratic nightmare. Your task? To navigate an absurd tapestry of quirky characters, nonsensical predictions, and chaotic events while trying to figure out which prophecy might actually matter—all while avoiding the high-stakes pitfalls of fate and the ridiculous misunderstandings that come with them. Will you embrace your inner charlatan and manipulate the snippets of fate, or will you flounder amidst the hilarious twists of destiny? Fast-paced decision-making, clever dialogue, and outrageous scenarios await as you try to rewrite the future while questioning: Whose prophecy is it anyway?