Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are just another form of entertainment, you play as a washed-up oracle who struggles to decipher the vague yet elaborate prophecies thrown your way by clients. Set in a bustling, vibrant city where the line between ambition and absurdity blurs, you must navigate a series of quirky characters, each with their own ridiculous expectations and desires. Each decision impacts the city around you as you uncover the truth behind a mysterious prophecy that directly involves you and could change the fate of your hilariously chaotic world. Will you become the star oracle everyone needs, or are you destined to remain a pariah in the prophecy game?