Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Step into a surreal realm where prophecies are made up on the spot and nothing is ever quite what it seems. In this interactive text-based game, you play as a minor character whose job is to deliver prophecies to heroes, villains, and the occasional sentient cat. However, the catch? You were tasked to deliver a mix of absurd, ridiculous, and ever-changing prophecies at the whim of random events and characters. With each chapter, the narratives shift as your choices dictate the impact of your prophecies on the bizarre world around you. Forge alliances, navigate chaotic scenarios, and try to stay ahead of a mysterious prophecy-obsessed villain who has their own agenda. The stakes are high, the laughs are plenty, and every decision can send you spiraling into a zany new context!