Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a quirky, whimsical world where prophecies are as common as air, you play as an unwilling 'Prophecy Broker'—a character cursed with the ability to see prophetic visions that don't always align with reality. Your task is to navigate a series of increasingly absurd scenarios, helping eclectic characters fulfill their often ridiculous prophecies while also trying to steer your own fate away from the dreadful predictions that loom over you. Will you embrace the chaos and turn these preposterous predictions into success stories, or will you end up as the punchline in a world gone mad?