Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are as common as puns and just as irritating, you play as Sage, a third-rate seer trying to navigate an absurd realm ruled by rival prophets. Each chapter presents a new quirky adventure where you must decipher vague prophecies, confront over-dramatic cultists, and engage in humorous debates over the fate of the world—all while juggling your side hustle as a prophecy consultant. Will you fulfill the prophecies, twist them for comedic relief, or create your own outrageously convoluted outcomes? The choices you make can lead to unintended, laugh-out-loud consequences!