Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are as common as coffee breaks, you play as a skeptical oracle named Alix who has grown tired of the relentless barrage of cryptic messages. However, things take a turn for the dramatic when a rival oracle steals your fame and a mystical prophecy goes terribly awry, causing chaos across the land. Navigate through a series of absurd choices in this text-based adventure filled with sarcastic humor, bizarre characters, and unexpected plot twists. Shape your destiny, confront the ridiculousness of fate, and possibly reclaim your title as the true oracle—if you can outwit the prophecy itself!