In a world where prophecies are sold like merchandise, you play as a haphazard fortune-teller with a knack for misreading the signs. Armed with a sassy assistant in the form of a talking cat, navigate through a whimsically chaotic land filled with quirky characters, each convinced they are the hero of an epic tale. As you decipher mixed messages, unexpected events, and customer complaints about their prophecies going sideways, you must cleverly craft outcomes that either fulfill, twist, or utterly absurdify the destinies of those seeking your fortune-telling services. Will you rise to the occasion or will the world redefine what a prophecy should be?