Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are as common as bad coffee, you play as a reluctant Seer cursed with the ability to predict every ludicrous event in your mundane hometown. When an ancient prophecy surfaces, claiming that you are destined to prevent an interdimensional calamity, your life takes a chaotic turn. Team up with a ragtag group of quirky characters, including a disillusioned bard, an overly enthusiastic prophecy fan, and a talking cat who insists on being your sidekick. Navigate absurd quests where your interpretations of prophecies determine the outcomes, and choose wittily crafted responses to shape your story. Will you rise to be the hero everyone (and nobody) expects you to be, or will you embrace your inner slacker and let fate decide?