Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies aren’t just foretold—they're negotiated! Play as a snarky prophecy broker who navigates a bizarre landscape filled with characters vying for the perfect, self-serving futures. From mischievous foragers and overdramatic oracles to clueless peasants, you must engage in witty dialogues to broker deals, alter fates, and possibly save (or doom) the realm. Your choices steer the plot in hilarious and unexpected directions as you try to balance your wits and altruism—or lack thereof.