Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are handed down like party favors, players step into the mismatched shoes of an underachieving minor deity named Pippin. Pippin has just discovered that the latest prophecy—a cosmic meme of epic proportions—has gone missing. With the universe in chaos and an array of eccentric and hilariously incompetent characters to choose from (including a washed-up oracle, a self-proclaimed hero with no skills, and a villain who forgot what they were mad about), players must navigate absurd situations, wacky dilemmas, and unexpected plot twists. Every choice leads to unpredictable outcomes, and the ultimate goal is to retrieve the prophecy and restore order—or not, because who really cares about the universe anyway?