Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are written, spoken, and occasionally misinterpreted, you are a retired oracle thrust back into the spotlight when a rival oracle challenges your legacy in a showdown of fate. Each decision you make impacts the unfolding scripts of prophecies—twisting, turning, and often hilariously misaligning their intended outcomes. Gather a quirky entourage of characters including a bard with terrible rhymes, a cynical spirit trapped in a crystal ball, and a dragon with a flair for dramatic readings. Your choices will lead to absurd and unexpected results as you navigate the chaotic world of divine predictions and comedic blunders.