Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are randomly generated at a whim, you play as an unqualified oracle tasked with delivering prophetic messages to a diverse cast of hilariously dysfunctional characters. Each chapter introduces a new figure seeking guidance—be it a bumbling hero, an egocentric villain, or a skeptical bard— who interpret your prophetic nonsense in absurd ways. Your choices dictate the unfolding chaos, whether you want to spice up the prophecies for laughs, accidentally lead heroes astray, or forge unlikely alliances. With unexpected plot twists and comedic arcs, each interaction changes the course of destiny itself. Can you master the art of the absurd and weave a tapestry of hilarious fate?