Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are all the rage, you play as a bumbling oracle who accidentally triggers a series of ridiculous events after mistaking a fortune cookie for a sacred scroll. As characters from all over the realm seek your 'wisdom', you must navigate absurd quests, misinterpreter prophecies, and eclectic personalities—including a diva dragon, a moody sorceress, and an overly optimistic vampire—who all believe they're destined for greatness. Your goal is to figure out whose prophecy is really meant for whom while trying to keep your own sanity amidst the chaos. Every choice you make leads to hilarious outcomes and unexpected twists, ensuring that no one can take their fate too seriously!