In a quirky, magical realm where prophecies are as unpredictable as the weather, players step into the shoes of Astra, a down-on-their-luck oracle who has lost the ability to foresee the future. As various eccentric characters approach Astra seeking guidance on their fates – from a pompous knight to a nihilistic jester – players must improvise absurd prophecies through creative choices. Will Astra become a legendary oracle or a laughingstock? Each decision can lead to farcical outcomes, unexpected twists, and hilarious misinterpretations of destiny, all while navigating the absurd bureaucracy of a kingdom obsessed with prophecy.