Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are bought and sold like stock, you play as a washed-up seer who has lost their touch. Tasked with unwinding a mystical mess caused by rogue prophecies that keep coming true in absurd ways, you must navigate a twisted network of eccentric clients, rival fortune-tellers, and paranormal pitfalls. As you unravel the tangled threads of fate, you decide which prophecies to embrace, manipulate, or outright reject, all while keeping your wit sharp and your humor dark. Can you reclaim your reputation and balance the whims of destiny?