Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In this whimsical text-based adventure, players assume the role of a disgraced oracle in a fantastical land. Your once-revered prophecies have turned into a never-ending series of absurd misunderstandings. Now, you must navigate a world where your predictions come true in the most ridiculous ways, often leading to hilariously chaotic results. From accidental reigns as a king to mistakenly summoning a dancing dragon, your goal is to correct the course of fate while managing the quirky personalities of your allies and foes. Along the way, you'll encounter riddle-loving goblins, vision-interpreting squirrels, and others who will twist your every word. Each choice you make impacts the unfolding drama and comedy, as you work to regain your Oracle title—or just embrace the chaos and become a sidekick in someone else's hilariously misguided story.