Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies aren't carved in stone but are instead crafted by a group of comically incompetent seers, you play as a burgeoning hero who discovers an ancient scroll that promises fame, fortune, or dread doom—depending on how you interpret it. As you interact with various eccentric characters, including a self-proclaimed oracle with terrible accuracy, a barista who has visions every time they brew coffee, and a jester who only tells truths on Tuesdays, you must piece together the real prophecy before it’s too late. Your choices will determine not just your fate, but the fate of the entire kingdom, all while navigating bizarre quests, humorous misunderstandings, and utterly ridiculous scenarios.