Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are created and assigned by the Prophecy Guild, you are a reluctant Oracle who discovers a hidden talent for crafting prophecies on the fly. Faced with absurd and dramatic scenarios, you must navigate the chaotic worlds of the Guild's most eccentric members, each with their own ambitions, misinterpretations, and hilariously elaborate prophecies. With every decision you make, the flow of destiny shifts in unexpected and ludicrous ways, leading to a wildly unpredictable narrative filled with humor, betrayal, and unexpected friendships. Can you weave your fate into the tapestry of the Guild, or will you bungle it in the most entertaining way possible?