Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are as common as coffee shops, you play as a down-on-their-luck bard named Lyra, who stumbles upon a magically cursed scroll that reveals absurd and hilarious prophecies about people in power. Tasked with deciphering and fulfilling these goofy predictions, you navigate political intrigues, eccentric mythical creatures, and rib-tickling situations while trying to dodge the attention of a sinister oracle who wants the scroll back. Will you rise to fame as the ultimate prophecy-maker, or will you end up as a punchline in someone else's prophecy?