Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a land where prophecies are drafted, misinterpreted, and traded like common wares, you are a hapless scribe accidentally cursed with the power of foresight. As your town is thrown into pandemonium over conflicting prophecies about a looming calamity, you're tasked with navigating bizarre scenarios, negotiating with eccentric characters, and unraveling the tangled threads of fate. Will you uphold the integrity of your newfound power, or will your wildly incorrect interpretations lead to even more chaos? The choice is yours, and every decision leads to hilariously unexpected consequences.