Step into a whimsical world where prophecies are not only common but also hilariously ambiguous. As an ambitious, underachieving bard named Lyra, you navigate through a medieval kingdom filled with eccentric characters and confounding events dictated by prophetic riddles. The twist? Each prophecy you encounter turns out to be a jumbled mess that can be interpreted in wildly different ways, leading to absurd quests and comedic misfortunes. Hoist your lute and gather your wits as you piece together what destiny truly holds (or doesn't hold) for you, with a ticking time bomb of a royal wedding hanging in the balance!