Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies can be bought, sold, and even personalized, you play as a reluctant 'Prophecy Broker' who accidentally gets tangled in a web of outrageous destinies. Your quirky clients, from a bumbling wizard to an overly dramatic hero, all demand your services as their lives hang in the balance. Navigate ridiculous scenarios, make choices that affect their fates, and hilariously mishandle prophecies that seem to have a mind of their own. With your sarcastic commentary and comedic twists, your task is not just to fulfill destinies, but to survive the chaotic outcomes of each client's whimsical demands before the prophecy industry comes crashing down around you.