Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are written by the cranky and whimsical Prophecy Writers Guild, you play as a struggling actor who accidentally stumbles into the realm of predictions and fates. As the stars align in unexpected ways, outrageous misinterpretations of prophecies lead you to ridiculous quests and hilarious encounters. Your goal? To figure out which prophecy pertains to you while also bringing the Guild's literal and metaphorical broken crystal balls back to order. Choose your responses wisely to navigate through comical trials, absurd characters, and outlandish plots, all while keeping your unorthodox sense of humor intact!