Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In this whimsical and chaotic text-based adventure, players take on the role of an underachieving seer living in a world where prophecies are sold like stock options. A mix-up at the Prophecy Exchange leads to a series of outrageous misunderstandings involving ancient curses, heroic missions, and a motley crew of eccentric characters vying for your attention—each with their own dire prophecies that may or may not be true. Navigate the absurdity, solve riddles, and make choices that can reshape reality—all while trying to determine if any of the wild predictions are really worth your time. Will you turn your dark fate into comedic gold, or will you be stuck in an endless loop of bad decisions?