Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a realm where prophecies are casually written and often discarded, you play as a 'Prophecy Broker,' a master of spinning vague predictions into lucrative contracts. Your job? Navigate political intrigue, literal dragons, and prophetic miscommunications while dodging zealous cults who want to turn your half-baked prophecies into reality. Every choice impacts the kingdom's fate and your own fate as a broker, leading to absurd outcomes that could end with you winning a fortune—or becoming the next great legend. Can you stay wittier than the prophecies themselves, or will you fall victim to your own premonitions?