Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a world where prophecies can be bought, sold, and traded like baseball cards, you, the reluctant 'Prophecy Trader,' stumble into a chaotic marketplace filled with eccentric characters, bizarre prophecies, and a conspiracy that threatens the fabric of fate itself. Each decision you make will determine not just your fate, but the fates of others around you. Engage in hilarious dialogue, navigate absurd challenges, and stitch together your own threads of destiny as you unravel the mystery behind the ultimate prophecy.