Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a realm where prophecies are bought, sold, and hilariously misinterpreted, you play as a failed oracle in a chaotic marketplace of fortunes. As you navigate through this bizarre world, you stumble upon a prophecy that could change the fate of an entire kingdom—if you can decipher its absurd riddles and wacky implications. You are tasked with piecing together the fate of not only your life but also the (misguided) lives of quirky characters who are convinced they know their own destinies. Your choices will lead to unexpected alliances, ludicrous plot twists, and, most importantly, a showdown with the one true oracle who may or may not be a talking cat. Grab your humor and skepticism as you prepare to rewrite the rules of fate in this interactive comedy adventure.