Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a whimsical world where prophecies are bought, sold, and often misunderstood, you play as a fortune teller who can inadvertently change destinies with your offbeat predictions. Tasked with saving a kingdom from an impending disaster foretold to happen in 'three days after the moon swims backwards,' you must navigate through a colorful cast of characters, each waiting for their own prophecies to unfold. Will you guide them correctly, or will your humor lead to hilariously unexpected outcomes? The choices you make will influence not only your own fate but the fate of the entire kingdom!