Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Step into the shoes of Jasper, a snarky bard with a knack for stumbling into absurd situations. In a world where prophecies shape destinies, Jasper discovers that the latest oracle's vision involves him leading a band of unlikely heroes on a quest to fulfill a prophecy that was never meant for him. Navigate through hilarious dialogues, absurd plot twists, and a multitude of quirky characters, bending the rules of fate as you make choices that either fulfill or hilariously sabotage the prophecy. Can you outwit fate while ensuring the story doesn't spiral into utter chaos?