Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are as common as coffee, you play as a cynical soothsayer who keeps falling into the clutches of absurd destinies crafted by rival oracles. As you uncover the chaotic threads of fate that shift with every choice, navigate a series of hilarious challenges—from deciphering ridiculous quests to evading melodramatic heroes bent on fulfilling their 'destined' paths. Will you rewrite fate or become a footnote in someone else's grand prophecy? The choice is in your hands, where every decision turns the plot into a wild mess of unexpected outcomes.