Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are as common as pizza delivery, you step into the shoes of a novice oracle navigating a chaotic realm of misguided celestial visions and comically dramatic situations. Your task is to decipher cryptic prophecies that affect the fates of quirky characters, all while contending with ridiculous prophecy-stealing rival oracles and their absurd quests. Choose your responses wisely as they determine the outcome of not only your future, but also the fate of the entire land — which alternates between laughable disasters and over-the-top heroics. Your destiny is written in the stars, but good luck trying to read it amidst the cosmic bureaucracy!