Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are sold, franchised, and heavily annotated by the finest scribes, you play as a sarcastic apprentice prophecy-writer. Tasked with updating a long-lost oracle's scrolls, you find yourself in a chaotic race against rival scribes and shady merchants to claim the title of the 'Supreme Scribe.' Navigate eccentric characters and bizarre scenarios through witty dialogue choices that either uphold or hilariously twist the prophecies. Will your sarcastic style score you the most accolades or land you in an awkward situation? The choice is yours—and may your ink never run dry!