Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies and fates are handed out like free samples at a cosmic grocery store, you play as a hapless fortune-teller who has accidentally inherited the most convoluted, ridiculous prophecies in existence. Each choice you make tailors the destiny of not only yourself but also your exasperated clients, who come to you with wild requests. Navigate through bizarre incidents, hysterical characters, and unexpected plot twists, all while trying to craft a coherent thread out of the chaotic prophecies you've received. Will you be a savior, a chaos-bringer, or merely the world's worst mystic? You decide, but remember: in this game, nothing is as it seems.