Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Step into the chaotic world of Celestia, where prophecies are as common as the air you breathe, yet nobody knows whose they are! You play as a down-on-their-luck bard who accidentally stumbles into the middle of a cosmic prophecy mix-up involving a clueless king, an overdramatic oracle, and a prophecy that demands a surprise twist ending! Navigate your way through a series of hilarious misadventures filled with bizarre characters, outrageous quests, and your own sarcastic commentary. Engage in witty banter, make ludicrous choices, and keep the audience guessing whether you're the hero or simply the punchline in an interstellar comedy of errors.