Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are the currency of power, you find yourself as the reluctant apprentice to a renowned (and often incompetent) oracle. The catch? Every prophecy you hear or create comes with a twist, often leading to unintended hilarity and chaos. As you navigate through various absurd situations – from saving townspeople who don’t want to be saved, to thwarting villains who can't seem to take themselves seriously – you'll make choices that influence the bizarre outcomes of each so-called 'destined' event. Team up with quirky companions, engage in snarky dialogues, and immerse yourself in a richly woven, nonsensical narrative where fate is anything but straightforward.