In a world where prophecies are as common as cat videos on the internet, you play as a reluctant Seer trapped in a bizarre contest where various factions compete to claim your 'oh-so-valuable' predictions. As the final Seer in a dying breed, your visions can change the fate of nations—if you can navigate the absurd politics, outlandish characters, and outrageous twists thrown at you. Use your wit to turn chicken-squid hybrids into allies, decode metaphorical prophecies, and even negotiate with eccentric gods, all while trying to figure out who exactly owns your visions. The catch? You have the power to alter your prophecies based on how you choose to respond to each interaction. Will you be a pawn or a player in this tangled web of fate?