Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In this uproarious text-based adventure, you play as a down-and-out fortune teller in a world where prophecies hold absolute power. The twist? Every prophecy you predict is coming true, but they are hilariously misinterpreted! As you traverse a colorful kingdom, you'll encounter quirky characters, outlandish challenges, and absurd situations prompted by your increasingly chaotic prophecies. Assemble a ragtag team of misfits to help you decipher your wild predictions, navigate a royal court rife with confusion, and ultimately confront the absurdity of destiny itself, testing the very boundaries of fate!