Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are as common as coffee, you wake up to find that your own future has been predicted in hilariously bizarre ways by a self-proclaimed ‘Oracle of the Unpredictable.’ It’s your job to navigate a series of outrageous scenarios that each feature the ‘big good’ or ‘epic fail’ foretold in your prophecy while managing your relationships with quirky characters who mistakenly think they’re part of the prophecies themselves. Will you stay true to your preordained path, or rebel against the farcical fate that awaits you? Your choices will lead you through ridiculous encounters with cults, rival seers, and bizarre animal companions, all while unraveling the mystery of who gets to write the next big prophecy—or if you can rewrite your own.