Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are as unreliable as your last Tinder date, you play as an unremarkable bard with a knack for blending in. Your task? To navigate a series of bizarre, prophecy-driven adventures where the outcomes are dictated by the whims of an eccentric prophecy cheerleading squad—think of them as your guiding, albeit chaotic, spirits. Each chapter presents you with a series of choices that lead to wild outcomes, including ancient kingdoms languishing in absurdity, ridiculous battles with overzealous knights, and quests that become increasingly nonsensical. Can you turn this prophetic fiasco into a triumphant legend, or will you end up as the punchline in the tales of bards to come?