Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a realm where ancient prophecies dictate the fates of kingdoms, you play as an unlikely bard who reads fortunes to the whims of the absurd. In this interactive text-based adventure, you MUST weave your way through a series of misadventures where you’ll charm nobles, confuse wizards, and baffle knights with your dubious interpretations of cryptic prophecies. Your choices will determine who believes you and who wants to roast you over a ceremonial bonfire. Can you uncover the true source of the prophecies while juggling mythical creatures, exaggerated heroes, and the occasional runaway wedding? The fate of the realm is in your hands, but let's be real—your humor is the real treasure here.