Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a fantastical realm where magical prophecies are the ultimate currency, you play as an out-of-luck seer whose visions consistently lead to absurd outcomes. As you navigate through a world filled with quirky characters and unexpected scenarios—like a double-crossing bard, a dragon obsessed with knitting, and a group of warriors seeking advice on fashion—you must use your dubious prophetic skills to influence events. Each choice leads to hilarity, and no matter what you do, the prophecies always take a ridiculous twist. Can you make a name for yourself as the most celebrated, yet most unconventional, seer in the realm?