Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are a chaotic mix of fortune cookies, rogue wizards, and overly dramatic bards, you play as a reluctant seer who never asked for these powers. You must navigate the absurd landscape of fate, confronting eccentric characters like rival prophets, confused oracles, and even your own prophesied destiny—all while dealing with increasingly ludicrous predictions that could lead to comedic consequences or unexpected alliances. Engage in snappy dialogue choices that shape how you interpret or misinterpret prophecies, and decide who you will help, hinder, or hilariously mislead along the way.