Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a whimsical world where fate and fortune are dictated by a group of eccentric and deeply flawed soothsayers, you play as an unremarkable bard who accidentally falls into the role of a prophecy filler. You must navigate a series of absurd and unpredictable scenarios determined by the oracles' outrageous predictions, while simultaneously trying to uncover the truth behind your own mysterious background. Engage in witty dialogues, make chaotic decisions, and manipulate the prophecy to create your own absurd destiny while dealing with over-the-top characters who take themselves far too seriously. As you stumble through tasks from organizing a misguided prophecy celebration to mediating the feud between rival apricot vendors, every choice leads to unexpected and hilarious consequences. Can you rewrite your fate before the soothsayers realize you're a fraud?