Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a whimsical realm where prophecies are as common as mismatched socks, you play as the flamboyant fortune-teller, Celeste, who has the uncanny ability to 'borrow' prophecies from unlikely sources—ranging from grumpy dragons to confused oracles. As competing factions and quest-hunters flock to you for guidance, you must navigate their ludicrous demands, all while crafting the most absurd and hilarious adventure. Use your wit, charm, and a small amount of magical mischief to manipulate events and steer the characters in the right (or wrong) direction. The choices you make affect the unfolding of wildly unpredictable prophecies, leading to side-splitting outcomes and unexpected alliances. Can you balance the scales of fate and keep your reputation as the universe's most eccentric seer intact?