Whose Prophecy is It Anyway?

Step into the chaotic world of prophecy in this text-based comedy where you play as a down-on-their-luck oracle who accidentally taps into a tangled web of destinies. As the unintended custodian of various prophecies—from the mundane to the utterly bizarre—you must navigate a series of comedic misadventures. Each choice you make could alter not only your fate but the fates of hilariously inept heroes and villains alike. Will you help the hapless hero save the world or inadvertently doom it with a poorly worded prediction? The power of foresight can be a real double-edged sword!