Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

I'm not saying I'm a prophet, but my crystal ball just told me you owe me a coffee!

Fantasy Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a world where prophecies are bought, sold, and often misinterpreted, you play as an aspiring prophetic consultant who finds themselves entangled in a web of chaos when an ancient prophecy emerges claiming that you will either save or doom the world. Navigate a series of quirky characters—from rogue oracles and deceitful kings to a talking cat with an overblown ego—while making absurd choices that lead to unexpected consequences. Your decisions influence the prophecy in bizarre ways, and you’ll have to unravel the truth while keeping a sense of humor in a world that takes itself far too seriously.