Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In this satirical text-based game, you play as a disgruntled prophecy writer who has inadvertently entangled yourself in the fates of countless heroes, villains, and mythical creatures. Tired of predictable stories and cliches, you must navigate through a whimsical world filled with absurd prophecies gone wrong. Every decision you make shapes the narrative, but your true goal is to reclaim your narrative authority and ensure that ridiculous plots don’t define your creativity. Engage with quirky characters like the overly dramatic oracle, the clueless hero, and the angry villagers convinced you’re behind it all. Will you help or hinder their quests? The outcome depends on your outrageous choices!